duolingo is going to take your family

he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family

not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by kjhgfyuytfrdrfc June 14, 2022

Duolingo

A cognitive trap disguised as a language learning service to keep people addicted until they lose the ability to speak their native language leaving them with no cognition.

Duolingo should've called itself Antilinguo. My friend lost his ability to communicate after using Duolingo and knows absolutely nothing for the rest of his life. We had to Euthanize him because there were no solutions.

by BetterSkatez July 1, 2025

Duolingo

One way to learn a language and forget it in 1 day.
Don't skip lessons, rumors has it that grimace almost died trying to learn Spanish.

Examples:
1:Yo bro I signed into Duolingo
2:Big mistake bro, my dog died stepping on my phone starting a lesson.

We can say he got duolingoed.

by CancelGays August 28, 2023

Duolingo rizz

When you try to rizz a girl by learning her mother language.

-Bro he asked her out in her mother language.
- What a Duolingo rizz!

by Rezek April 27, 2024

duolingo english

Basic English with poor vocabulary, spoken with all kinds of foreign accents. Typically spoken by people that come from romantic language speaking countries like French, Spanish and Italian people.

Guy 1: Have you see where is me baguette? (with French accent)
Guy 2: Bro is speaking duolingo English, he's definitely from France

by GoatedPepe June 15, 2024

Duolingo

Is a owl mascot of a company... but Duolingo is also the God of language and perfect strikes, and if you dare participate in its sick games you take the chance of being smited by Duolingo, there's also other possibilities of you're family getting kidnapped, it mental and emotional torturing you, there are so many outcomes if you miss a strike or don't do you're lessons you need to be carefu----

Wait

What was that...

Oh no...

WAIT PLEASE NO I HAVE A FAMIL------

"Duolingo is after my family"

by The_real_Duolingo February 15, 2023

Duolingo

You may think the owl and the app are cute but..They will kidnap you're family if you don't tak you're Spanish lesson..

Duolingo: SPANISH OR VANISH

You: NO PLEASE DONT!!!!

by Daisy brown May 21, 2022