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The Urban Dictionary is the goofy website you are on right now. This is like the dictionary mixed with bing and google. Its like if the dark web and hell had a baby. why don't you search something? Go on...

Btw if you liked this definition, why not check out more goofy ahh stuff I make- if any of them were accepted- and have a chill day!
Person 1: ...
Urban dictionary: search something, won't you? Don't be shy to search something.
by shrekussy March 28, 2023
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Definition one:

Spicy Ice

Definition two:

An- in my opinion- overrated singer who made 'Boy's a liar pt2'. This song was a collab with another singer who I'm too lazy to mention bc I'm lazy
me: please... I have kids.....
Ice Spice: BOYS A LIARRRRR BOYS A LIARRRRRR--

me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by shrekussy March 28, 2023
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wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.
Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke
by shrekussy March 30, 2023
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The form satan takes as an owl, beware of the Duolingo owl. This creature will haunt you as you sleep with no father because you are fatherless and nobody sleeps with their father anyway because that's weird.. if that's normal for you... go get therapy.

The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.

If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.

there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl
-EXAMPLE ONE-
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*

-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*
by shrekussy March 28, 2023
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