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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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Duffy Burger

A sandwich served to you while in jail, the drunk tank and/or prison. It is a bologna sandwich made of expired lunch meat, stale cheese and moldy bread. May come with other condiments, but don't get your hopes up, its jail food!
Neil: This Duffy Burger would taste great with some ketchup.
by Boomhowser September 9, 2009
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dunny

"I need to go to the dunny."
"I jus' dropped a fat shit in the dunny."
by Diego September 9, 2003
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dunny

Slang for "friend" or "homie"
What up dunny?

How's it goin' dunny?
by Pi-John September 30, 2005
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Duffy Boat Regatta

An annual gathering of MBA graduates that results in debauchery, memory loss, and hangovers. This event takes place at various harbors along the Southern California coast, and can be held on one large tiki boat or, more traditionally, on a flotilla of electric powered Duffy Boats.
Wow, I really hope that the pictures from this years Duffy Boat Regatta stay on the Photocircle. Last year, Alex fell into Newport Harbor, and Richard lost his pants.
by Boilergirl March 15, 2015
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dunfanagaff

a very sexy house with even sexier people in it. it’s a lifestyle, not a place. it can be anywhere, as long as the right people are in it.
I can’t wait to visit the dunfanagaff!”
Which one?!”
by liamtheleaf May 8, 2022
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dunyun rings

when you’re just so screwed. there is no hope. ur DONE. absolutely DUNYUN RINGS.
“bro my mom just texted me that she found my nic. i’m fucking DUNYUN RINGS when i get home.”
by dunyunrings June 29, 2022
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