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delingpole

A stubbornly deluded idiot, one who refuses to acknowledge their errors. Blind in the face of evidence, and prepared to make any claim that would support their argument, no matter how outlandish.
"People who disagree with my opinions threaten my children with death on a daily basis. That's how right I am."

"James, you're such a delingpole."
by oxford english dick March 11, 2012
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Dueling Away Messages

When using AIM or a similar instant messaging service, and your away message comes up in response to someone elses away message.
Twitch: ok, just finished Caprica and the 1st actual episode.... I know you've been telling me this s***t for years, but damn, Battlestar = pretty damn awesome.

Auto response from george: Away

Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.

Twitch: dueling away messages!
by erictwitch November 24, 2009
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dueling snakes

The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.
Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"

Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"
by lolololol40 January 23, 2011
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Dueling laptops

When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.
Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?

Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.
by SteelerPP August 29, 2012
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Delingering

An adjective used to describe the feeling of a stick being shoved in the make genitals
“Hey mark how was your day
“It was so bad I could have compared it to delingering”
by User3628375739 June 13, 2019
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Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.
Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.
by KD Dirt August 5, 2020
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