droopy dick

Can get it up. Kinda like whisky dick but for other reasons, like you jerk off too much, or your thinking about something else

I had the worst case of droopy dick, couldnt get it up. Shouldnt have jerked off 5 times before I hit it.

by Trent Rockwell August 3, 2007

droopy smile

Similar to a vertical smile, only the lips hang real low. A known characteristic of usually old, experienced strippers and dancers.

That droopy smile looks like a giant prune. I don't want to give her my dollar.

by Martin Goya April 19, 2006

Droopy Coochie

1) Your vagina is really saggy.
2) When a vag always drips a nasty smelly discharge.

2) "She done fucked so many guys, she caught some nasty ass STD."

"Yea and she also got a droopy coochie too."

by that otha one December 31, 2011

Droopy biscuit

When you put your baby batter in a wrinkly, old woman.

Tim: How was the beach?
Jason: A lot better after I found a rich broad and gave her a droopy biscuit.

by Pooser Bonzo June 25, 2016

droopy rabbit

The droopy rabbit is where a man pulls his pants down and moons another person while he sticks a carrot up his anus and pulls his balls around so his testacles hang around the carrot. The resulting looks like a rabbit head, with droopy ears, eating a carrot.

I think your gonna give me the droopy rabbit

I have a droopy rabbit

I want a droopy rabbit

I think i need a droopy rabbit tonite

I need to feed my droopy rabbit tonite

by Dr. Droop November 29, 2007

droopy sack

When a guys ball sack hangs down to his knees. If he's not careful its possible to sit on them.

I have been sitting on my droopy sack so many years it doesn't even hurt anymore.

by jimmybomm July 26, 2020

droopy bulldog

When someone’s face is smooshed by their partners private parts during any kind of oral sex, giving the appearance of a bulldog’s droopy jowls.

Yo that chicks fupa made me a droopy bulldog.

by DroopyBulldog420 July 11, 2021