Grandpa's Sock Drawer

A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.

Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

Emma Draper

Emma's are pretty easy to find but it's hard to find the right one. You know for sure it's the right type of Emma when: they're extremely kind, put themselves before others, usually have brown hair and brown eyes and usually choose to be friends with people that have brown hair & eyes too. Emma's always try to stay out of drama but would defend their friends in a heartbeat. They are very pretty and smart human beings and usually have bad eyesight. They sometimes burn your arm and decide to ditch you in English, where you sit by yourself for a few days but it seems like your whole life passes away when she's not there. Emma's are people you always want to be around and they are very fun people that would help you with anything and make you feel extremely special.

" OMG EMMA DRAPER DITCHED ME IN ENGLISH"
"really, but she's so nice"
"yeah fine, she can get away with it because she's so nice"
"I love emma."
"EMMA CURTAINS BETTER-"

by blossom_5423789 March 3, 2022

Spoon Drawer

A game you play with your friends, where a group of people lay down and spoon each other like spoons in a drawer. Can be played with any combination of boys or girls, but it is generally accepted that you try to make sure no guys are spooning each other (unless you want to).

"Yo bro, let's play spoon drawer!"
"Okay, I'll call up some people!"
*spooning commences*

by C-Dub, a.k.a. the Judge August 3, 2010

Drawer

A dumb way of saying artist.

Hey Suzie, you`re a good Drawer. I`m gonna go watch Treehouse now!

by LUVUBOYEE November 5, 2012

Draper Breath

1) The strong wreak of booze on a professional's (lawyer, doctor, ad man) breath before sun down on work days only.

2) A level of halitosis only reached by beginning drinking brown liquor circa 10:30am and not stopping all work day long.

3) Of or relating to Don Draper and his breath, at the office on the show Mad Men. Considering he drinks all day, it must be just awful.

That fool Cap'n Quint really tied one on all day and then stumbled home to his wife and sick child with a serious case of Draper Breath.

by Cap'n Quint December 8, 2009

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch

Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

juicy drawer

The name for a girls vagina when arroused and wet or "juicy".

My dick slipped right into that juicy drawer.

by chodanut April 22, 2008