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throw that bitch down a flight of stairs 

A phrase used to describe how violently you'd bang the crap out of a bitch who is extremely attractive.
Ted: "Hey, look at that turd cutter on that chick! She's hot!

Jeff: "Yeah man, I'd throw that bitch down a flight of stairs."

step down the staircase 

when your ex dated someone new who’s a significant step down from you.
“hey chloe, show me your ex’s new gf”
“omg ok”
*shows photo*
“wow she is definitely a step down the staircase

I hope you fall down a staircase 

A common phrase used to tell a fugly ass bitch to die. Jacobs usually uses this word against people. Especially if they are zesty as all hell.
I hope you fall down a staircase <3
I hope you don't trip but fall down a staircase <3

Downstairs DJ 

Female masturbation. Attributed to comedian Pete Holmes
She's thirty and all the guys are taken or douches; another night spinning tracks with the downstairs dj.
Downstairs DJ by Mr_happy_time August 26, 2013

Lying Downstairs 

Lying Downstairs is when someone isn't telling the truth about how many people they've slept with.
Wow! Look at Susan, she is really lying downstairs!

downstairs mix-up 

your underside junk, commonly referred to by old greg as a mangina

occasionally is illuminated
"what about the boat times?"
"those weren't really times that was more of an exposure"
"you saw my downstairs mix-up"
downstairs mix-up by 0ld greg January 10, 2009