doughnut

A baked good, usually circular, commonly consumed by Police Officers, usually with coffee.

DARE:
Doughnut Abuse and Rotundity Elimination

DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.

by ltdrifter February 2, 2003

doughnut

people that seem to be a little slow in the head can be described as 'doughnuts' or 'doughnut heads' as the jam in the uppermost part of the body of a vertebrate is a metaphor for brain and the subject's skull and the dough is metaphorically speaking the head itself. Usual response to the comment includes 'what are you on about', 'ou, why did you just hit me' and 'stop it, I'm calling the police'.

when someone does something stupid - you say oi you doughnut

by walking dictionary May 13, 2005

doughnut

a silly person who does something silly.

i am such a doughnut for putting this stupid definition here!

by tht doughnut July 10, 2005

doughnut

Insult to GD gangmembers; Derives from Blood Gangmemebers

GD: Fuck you doughnut

Blood: Fuck you slob, this my hood

by Slim Cracka January 9, 2008

doughnut

a guy that is really hot or "delicious" but is really "bad for you", as in they are a jerk, or player

Ana-"He is soo hot but he completly blew me off last night"
Me- " I told you to stay away from doughnuts."

by A.r.P July 20, 2007

doughnut

roll of fat around your belly button

burnsy's mum has a big doughnut

by Don Gulliver August 11, 2003

Doughnut

A synecdoche or “pars pro toto” derogatory term for a woman which characterizes her by her vagina. Doughnut=Vagina=Woman. Adding a possesive pronoun indicates a relationship beyond friendship but not necessarily intimate.

Stan: "I think my doughnut is cheating on me."

Bob: "Really, why?"

Stan: "At first I was finding clothes and stuff in the dresser that weren't mine, then she changed the lock, then I got a restraining order"

Bob: "Dude, I think that makes you a stalker"

Stan: "Yeah, but do you think she's sleeping around on me?"

Bob: "...Maybe,but...oh well."

by Mastermynd May 17, 2006