doughnut

The correct way to spell this word; it is not spelled, "donut" as many people (and even some well-known doughnut shops) spell it.

(from text messaging)
{Rod}: Hey Todd, let's hit the Dunkin Donuts on the way home.
{Todd}: It's doughnuts you retard!!!

by Telephony November 14, 2018

doughnut

A circle of rubber left by cars and motorbikes as they smoke their tyres in a circle.

John made a doughnut with his car at the supermarket car park.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

doughnut

An arrogant male model type who would suck his own dick if he could, thus forming a doughnut.

He's such a doughnut.

by elmagneto March 6, 2004

doughnutting

Practice used in televised sessions in the UK's House of Commons (and other places) of surrounding the speaker at any one time with a coterie of camp followers who would yell "hear hear" and other such things. This would hopefully work to distract the cameraman's attention from the facts that firstly, most of the seats in the chamber would be empty, and secondly most of the remainder would be occupied by MPs who were filling in crosswords, sleeping, or otherwise unengaged in parliamentary business.

Expect lots more doughnutting around Gordon Brown in the next year or two.

by Fearman December 17, 2007

doughnutting

To use a colleague's computer to send an group or all-staff email offering free doughnuts. Often used as a punishment for not securing your computer.

Our head of IT makes a practice of doughnutting people who forget to lock their computers.

by Hand-E-Food November 10, 2014

doughnuts

What you see when the Pillsbury Boy bends over. (dough nuts.. as in nuts made of dough)

What do you see when the pillsbury boy bends over? Doughnuts.

by [smartass] June 4, 2004

doughnut

object used for the trading of sexual favors between a girl who hasn't eaten anything all day because of work, and a pothead who is in possession of said doughnut

"I haven't eaten anything all day, ill do anything for that doughnut"

by the meows May 3, 2010