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douchemare

Noun:

1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.

2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.
Did you see Criss Angel's Mindfreak. God that was terrible. I had douchemares for a week.

Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.
by manifestjoe December 19, 2011
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Douchearu

A douchey Subaru owner. Actions of a douchearu include but are not limited to:
excessive revving
installing an aftermarket BOV on a stock turbo WRX
Installing a rumble exhaust, roof rack, and/or tire lettering
•Not allowing you to pass them when you're literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you're racing
•Hot boxing their Vapes in their Subaru
•Joining a Subaru club
I missed my exit because I got blocked by a Subaru. He thought I was racing him. What a douchearu.

That fuckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. Your wrx is stock, shut up.
by SpyderLyfe July 22, 2018
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doucheland

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches
by andy1 February 25, 2006
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doucheband

A tribal-esque tattoo on the bicep of a male douchebag
Did you see the doucheband on that guy with the sleeveless tshirt? What is this, 1998?
by douchebaghata August 19, 2009
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douche tard

Any individual that makes a statement that is so obnoxious that you can't decide between calling them a douche bag or a retard, so you call them a douche tard.
You're fat and it's kind of funny.

You're a douche tard. I'm skinnier than you.
by BigTimeDoucheTard January 11, 2010
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douchebeard

A beard that is not fully grown in and is trying to be pulled off as cool; A very small, unattractive strip of hair on a man's chin.
"Hey man can you believe Stephen has a beard now?"

"Naww man, thats just a douchebeard."
by Lil' C Wild Card May 4, 2010
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Douchenard

Noun - 1. A word used to describe a fairly attractive, yet somewhat gayish, young male, known for his infidelity.
2. A tool who is difficult to socialize with.
3. Someone who keeps the man code.
4. A male cheerleader.
That guy on Tool Academy is a total Douchenard.
by ewgross April 8, 2010
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