Doucheborg

Anyone wearing a Bluetooth headset in public, especially when not actually using the device.

A play on the term 'douchebag', refers to both 'cyborg' (where a living human is enhanced through the addition of one or more surgically implanted electronic devices), and more specifically 'The Borg' of Star Trek: The Next Generation, with their utter interconnection to every other Borg.

I saw that guy standing at the urinal while talking on his Jawbone. What a doucheborg.

by thedugong September 9, 2009

douchecock

a derogatory term used to express great disgust for another person who is, in fact, a waste of life.

1. Jason is a douchecock
2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock.
3. Did u just say douchecock?!?

by yo motha March 5, 2005

douchepoint

If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.

The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.

by andy1 June 12, 2005

douchebottle

A financially stable or upscale douchebag, one who could more likely afford a douche in a bottle over the more lowly bag.

Look at that guy in the BMW, he's clearly going to park in the handicap spot.

Wow, he totally did.

What a douchebottle.

by lakesX3 November 11, 2009

Doucheapotamus

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.

Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.

by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010

Douchecon Five

The top level of douchebaggery. The ultimate douche.

Tim used to be a good guy, but recently went to douchecon five and I can't fucking stand him.

by casejake26 August 28, 2009

Douchebook

Another name for a netbook. (Small portable laptop designed primarily for access to the Internet.) Term can also be used for any sized Macbook.

"Hey guys i got my self a netbook!"

"Don't you mean a douchebook....you douche"

by Fu$e November 28, 2009