Grrrrr. I have to go visit my grandparents in Douchelandia over spring break. What a drag. Now all I have to look forward to is a week of stupid morons, douchebags and vapid twats. Great.
by Jay BQ April 26, 2011
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The douchenag actually suggested breast fed babies are healthier than formula babies after the parents of the newborn explained she rejected the breast milk.
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Ray William Johnson is such a douchebird!
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OMG! I hooked-up with John Mayer after his show last night and instead of fucking me all he did was eat my ass for an hour! I'm chapped as fuck! What a DOUCHEBARGE!
by Kitchy-koo January 16, 2011
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