Mount Douchemore

A person whose incredible douchebaginess earns them the right to be enshrined in stone form on a "Mount Rushmore" like site.

Guy 1- Hey someone called for you
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.

Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh

by Dick Goesenya April 4, 2011

Doucheimer

When you drink so much that you act like a douchebag, but don't remember it the next day.

Dude, you were such a doucheimer last night.

by Dum_Diddy August 26, 2011

Doucheprechaun

A person small of stature with a personality you'd like to put a bag over.

Look at Angel over there; 5'2" of pure doucheprechaun.

by Rhym1ngOr4nge November 29, 2011

douchewipe

A manwhore who can't keep his hands off of other girls and flirts with everything and anything with a vagina.

When Nathan and Melissa had a grope-fest on Nick's couch, we realized what a douchewipe Nathan really is

by awkwardturtle6969 November 2, 2013

douchemill

A place such as a café, restaurant or any regular hangout that seems to generate the common douche as if from thin air.

Have you been to groundworks coffee on Rose lately? It's turned into a real douchemill: wall-to-wall MacBooks and ironic tattoos.

by actuallydylanrush June 23, 2016

douchewipe

anyone who attempts to steal your bike

Hey douchewipe! What the hell do you think you're doing, that's my bike!

by aoine October 11, 2009

doucherette

one who portrays themselves as high in popularity and looks down upon those who aren't as "cool" as they are, a complete tool to the in-crowd, one that is not liked

That guy with the Abercrombie clothes on is a doucherette.

by Monkey January 8, 2005