Unacracktive

A state of being hideously ugly, due in large part to the grotesque overabundance of asscrack shown.
It was a very unacracktive woman. With no belt. And I am assuming no underwear seeing as there was about 2 inches of crack hanging out.
by Rhym1ngOr4nge November 28, 2011
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Doucheprechaun

A person small of stature with a personality you'd like to put a bag over.
Look at Angel over there; 5'2" of pure doucheprechaun.
by Rhym1ngOr4nge November 29, 2011
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