doucheticle

Slang word for a person that is a douchebag and also a pair of testicles.

John:I just took the last cookie.

Reply: You're such a doucheticle!

by Lan May 1, 2006

Douchebattic

adj. The adjective form of Douche Bag

Will Holmes looks awfully douchebattic today.

by really fat person April 8, 2006

Douchetastic

Anything and everything to do with The City of Pittsburgh...All of the lame townships, the cable car, the Igloo, The Penguins, The Steelers, The Pirates, Mario Lemieux, Kordell Stewart and his girlfriend Jaromir Jagr, Sydney Crosby, Willie Stargell, the dumb Ketchup Stadium, the mullet haircuts, the 83' Camaros everywhere, the white reebok velcro shoes, Bon Jovi concert tees, Iron City Light beer....

The Penguins looked Douchetastic during their loss to Washington yesterday....

by meongchungee May 3, 2009

douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer

One who is acting as if they were better then everyone. Originating from the renown word doucheybutfucker its a more pg 13 version. It also represents a larger amount of annoyance or anger to the certain individual who is pestering you at that time.It also serves as a term to mess with your friends while there in front of a girl thus cock blocking them and rendering them unable to get laid

man Fernando im sick of Dontaye cock blockin me hes such a douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer.

Ricardo Monteczuma Favela Chirado Heraldo Pepe is not a citizen but he is a douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer

my girlfriend left me because she thinks im a douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer

by cj red fuzzy hat gorillaz fan April 4, 2010

douchetastic

the act of being a douchydouch; see also: kayleigh's dad

"wow, i cant beleive he's being so douchetastic, god damn"

by rfizhere February 28, 2009

Douchepticunt

1. Female version of Douchepticon
2. A woman who appears to be normal at first but exposes herself as a douchebag later.
3. Douche in disguise

Frank: I just broke up with my girlfriend yesterday.
Dan: I thought everything was going great. What happened?
Frank: It was great at first, but she turned out to be a Douchepticunt.

by Brophessional December 29, 2009

Douchetastic

an adjective used when someone does something or to describe something stupid, lame or ugly.

1. That hat is douchetastic!
2. She shouldn't have said that about your boyfriend. that was so douchetastic.

by Nakita Kapple July 13, 2006