Douchelet

The child or children of a known douchebag. Perhaps predisposed to doucheitis, the children are often petulant and some times sport frosted tips, wife beaters and heavy tans prior to hitting puberty.

Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.

If that douchelet makes any noise during the movie, I'm going to punt it in the soft spot.

by guidodouche13 August 13, 2009

Douchel

A large amount people who are douches, in numeric terms this would mean a bushel of dumb people.

A measurement of trouble dealing with a higher degree of dirtyness: a douchel of trouble.

i left the pub and ran into a douchel of collar-popped hipsters

by ekim seekem February 23, 2008

douchemeyer

A unique type of douche. He as well as being a douche possesses many of the characteristics of Urban Meyer.

An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.

Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)

Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.

Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.

Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.

Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.

That guy is such a douchemeyer for beating praireview a&m 70-3.

I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.

by mitch guist May 7, 2013

Douchelord

Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.

His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.

by thebeckster February 7, 2010

Douchelogue

A conversation between douchebags, or between you and a party of reprehensible individuals. Even if you try to enter into a douchlogue to contribute reason, common sense, or decency, your ability to function as a worthwhile human being is compromised by the nature of the conversation. Whether participated in or just overheard, this dialogue makes you worse for having witnessed it.

Did you catch the debate the other day? Man, you go in hoping for candid discourse and end up with a total douchelogue every time.

I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.

by Jennifer27 October 7, 2008

Doucheling

Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.

You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.

by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009

Doucheteroid

Someone possessing such an unequivocal jerk-like nature, that they could only have come from outerspace.

The cast of the Jersey Shore hit Miami like a bombardment of doucheteroids.

by Gorgechild December 22, 2010