deuchecock

when someone is a total deuche, and at the same time a cock.

Bryce: dude i'll kick your ass in Halo
Me: Your such a deuchecock!

by Lochapman January 17, 2008

douchecock

1- A German fetish where the male wears a toothbrush condom to clean his woman's dirty, unwashed, unshaven, putrid, rancid smelling, fish odored, beastly cooch.

2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.

Man, that's one hell of a douchecock. Your wife must have one clean vagina!

A frat guy. Or politician.

by Mizark Dizark December 7, 2006

Douchecockery

General nonsense; To engage in behavior or speech typically associated with that of a douchebag

"I disagree with that argument. It is full of douchecockery."

"There was a great deal of douchecockery at my workplace today."

by Ninjapirajack November 14, 2014

Douchecuck

A so called man who likes flicking his bean whilst his "wife" satisfies another man sexually and whose is also a douche

That bloke Guido loves a butt plug shoved up his bum by the missus because he's a bit of a Douchecuck

by Astralchimp December 13, 2025