douchette  

A female douche bag.

She's been such a douchette lately.

douchette by Hornby123 April 10, 2009

douchette 

1. The act of a female displaying characteristics synonymous to being a douche.

2. The rare example of a female owning and exhibiting the normally "male douche gene".

what the hell is Kelly's problem? i picked a quarter up off the ground, and she accuses me of stealing? what a douchette!

douchette by BS Bizzle February 20, 2010

Douchaster

A room filled with tools, a party with a bunch of loser guys, a gathering of people with bad bs, a disaster made by a group of douchy guys

We stopped by Ryan's house and it was a douchaster, everyone had strapped on a horrible buzz.

Douchaster by Hilton westcott June 13, 2010

Douchenese 

Official Language of the Douche

Yea i cant understand you , i dont speak Douchenese

Douchenese by LBau November 30, 2010

Douchathon 

A series of douchy events; douchyness stretched over a longer period of time than your average douchery.

Tonight was awful, what a douchathon those guys had going...!

Douchathon by ___p February 21, 2011

douchness

Someone usually a male, who is too feminie to be called a douche bag.

"Yeah whatever douchness, keep filing your nails and drinking panty droppers"

douchness by The dish in DubVC August 21, 2006

douchetante 

A person made famous by looks and other means besides a skill or craft. Reality TV actors, politicians, etc.

That douchetante got famous on Jersey Shore

douchetante by nugzstradamus March 17, 2011