Drooling Cheerios

Completely and utterly retarded; incompetent.

Moooooom! I'm trying to read and she's drooling Cheerios on me! Moooooom! She's drooling Cheerios!

"Dude, have you met the new guy yet?"
"Yeah, he says portioning nachos is complicated.... He's drooling Cheerios"

by Dave-Landon November 6, 2011

dabby dooblings

vape pens for the purpose of ingesting THC/marijuana.

Yo bro, you got the dabby dooblings?

I'm a fiend for the dabby dooblings.

Lemme hit the dabby dooblings!

I'm off the dabby dooblings.

by vaporization_boy November 1, 2018

drilling for bile

When you are getting a bj and you need some extra lubrication you grab the back of girls head and force her to gag and throw up on your cock.

Sally drank way too much last night and was tried giving me a parched bj so I had to go drilling for bile

by The judge of the drill June 12, 2008

drilling a girl

to put your penis in a girls vagina...

nathan was drilling a girl in her vagina...

by hewhoslayes October 27, 2009

horse doodling

A real phrase that people use all the time. You want to get it right so you don't look like a jackass. See: monkeying about.

Grif was horse doodling in the base.

by ngamer007 May 13, 2005

Drooling Dog

Sex position required is doggy-style. The mix of cum and vaginal juices that emerge and hang from a woman's vagina after orgasm has occurred (the drool). The 'dog' part comes, not from the position but from the mild to medium to heavy 'beard' of a woman's vagina when positioned in doggy-style as though it was a dog with a drooling problem.

I had a look down at her vag after I'd shot my load, and I was face to face with a drooling dog.

by FAB501 March 24, 2009

Dowelling

dowelling is the improvised act of snoodling to be employed whence both parties who dare engage in the act have been circumsized. The alignment of the shafts is achieved by the insertion of a matchstick half way down each of the parties urethera to achive unity.

Hey Gunter wanna snoodle? shit man i cant i dont have a squid dick, do you? No i dont either.......... saddle up cowboy and get a box of matches were dowelling tonight.

by Ellrotts June 24, 2011