Pronunciation: 'düsh
Function: verb
Etymology: unknown. Possible Scandinavian or German origin.
1 a. that which is here or especially now b. an immediate moment of awe that can’t be defined with mere words
2 a masculine greeting, salutation or goodbye
3 an assertion of freedom and justice
4 Northern MidwestU.S.: a sign of a completion.
Function: verb
Etymology: unknown. Possible Scandinavian or German origin.
1 a. that which is here or especially now b. an immediate moment of awe that can’t be defined with mere words
2 a masculine greeting, salutation or goodbye
3 an assertion of freedom and justice
4 Northern MidwestU.S.: a sign of a completion.
by Scoop Jackson October 24, 2005
Redneck spelling version of the traditional form Douche-bag used to insult another person. Same meaning; however, with potentially more of an insult to the recipient given that it is typically wielded by a person with no higher than a 9th or 10th grade education, multiple missing teeth, and wearing greasy overalls--all, which said person wears as a badge of pride in protest to the perceived traditional version with french influence
by Hedder01 April 06, 2018
1. The act of either covering the body of one who has been passed out with either lotion (in the shape of a penis on the stomach), baby powder, cheese, grapes, glue, or any other assorted substance that can be placed on one's inebriated and non-functional body.
2. The act of placing one's penis in a hotdog roll and covering it with relish, ketchup, mustard or other condiments used on hotdogs. This is done best after one has passed out naked.
2. The act of placing one's penis in a hotdog roll and covering it with relish, ketchup, mustard or other condiments used on hotdogs. This is done best after one has passed out naked.
Clark: "Look! Mike has passed out! Let us dooshe him!"
Ron: "With what shall we dooshe him?"
Clark: "I will surely secure the hotdog bun and mustard and relish! We can smear his penis with the condiments after placing it into the hotdog bun!"
Ron: "With what shall we dooshe him?"
Clark: "I will surely secure the hotdog bun and mustard and relish! We can smear his penis with the condiments after placing it into the hotdog bun!"
by Dick Tracy December 20, 2004
Insult to describe one's stupidness or silliness. Also, to describe one's shyness to the opposite sex.
1. "You're such a doosh!" *pushes*
2. "Don't be a doosh, silly billy!"
3. "Jonathan, you are acting like a doosh! You can't even say 'Hi' to a girl!"
2. "Don't be a doosh, silly billy!"
3. "Jonathan, you are acting like a doosh! You can't even say 'Hi' to a girl!"
by TARTARSAUCE. October 01, 2006
1) the comic book sound your fist makes as it embeds in a the side of a douche's neck
1b) the exclamation you make as you punch him
2) badly misspelled attempt at writing douche (short for douchebag, as in he's only good for flushing old cum out of a whore's cunt!
1b) the exclamation you make as you punch him
2) badly misspelled attempt at writing douche (short for douchebag, as in he's only good for flushing old cum out of a whore's cunt!
John: Ok, Deke, these here are classy chicks, play it cool, I need to get laid tonight -- don't fuck it up!
(enters party)
Deke: Which one of you cupcakes wants to give me a blowjob?
John punches Deke deep into his neck fat, while loudly exclaiming, as if making a karate move, "DOOSH!"
John, thinking, "I knew I shouldn't have brought that fucking douche!"
(enters party)
Deke: Which one of you cupcakes wants to give me a blowjob?
John punches Deke deep into his neck fat, while loudly exclaiming, as if making a karate move, "DOOSH!"
John, thinking, "I knew I shouldn't have brought that fucking douche!"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 03, 2013
by isabella fane April 12, 2006