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dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
by Olly J July 8, 2005
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doc marten dental plan

The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.
The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.
by Alcore September 23, 2006
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Person 1: hey did you hear about doctah?
Person 2: YEAH!11!! he's a SIMP!
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Tim: Oh my god look at that girl she can't dance..
Jon: it's a Dontaynie ew
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Joe: her name is Dontaynie thats why
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Dental Mullett

A dental mullett when people have beautiful teeth in the front and nasty teeth in the back.
Mel doesnt smile too wide, she doesnt want to show the world her dental mullett
by Jill Lemoine October 24, 2008
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