dognonce

A person who has sexual relations with a dog.

He went home alone tonight to his poodle.
What a dognonce

by Alex B :) March 18, 2007

dongenspiel

Any use of the male genitalia to create a percussive/woodwind musical effect.

The people residing in Dinwiddie 210 sure play a mean dongenspiel. I would know.

by codgermayne May 4, 2009

dongnificent

Any outfit, situation, person, or idea that highlights the glory centrality and downright magnificence of, the dong.

Jessie: "Aren't these trousers flat dongnificent?"

Casey: "Yes."

by Gater August 2, 2012

Donton

(Rhymes with wanton) A practical joke, in which the perpetrator screams "Donton!" when the joke is revealed as a ruse.

"I can't believe I backed into that cop car the other day." -Friend 1
"Life is just a series of being dontonned by God."-Friend 2

by tusness October 30, 2017

Donbon

A man that simps so hard hes borderline creepy

"Hey man, do you know Donbon?"

"Yeah man, he's really creepy. Needs to learn to not be such a simp"

by Yayeeterson January 14, 2020

Dontonio

A sexy smart funny amazing powerful person. Who will stop at nothing to get what he want

girl 1: Did you see him?
girl 2: Yeah he is such a Dontonio

by jay_mealz December 5, 2010

Long Donging

A right royal deep dicking of ones sexual partner

Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan, in the carnal fashion

Or

Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in

by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021