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moist doily

Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.
"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."
by \buffalo-brown May 6, 2020
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Lace Doily

A woven mat that your aunt or grandmother would have on a side table underneath a plant or lamp. It served no purpose but there for decoration.
Or a female work colleague who is nice looking but hopeless at the job.
Visually attractive but pointless.
"I say, that young Samantha in admin is a fine looking filly!"
"Oh, that's Lace Doily. Don't ask her for stationery, she'll probably come back half an hour later with a gnu".
by Booga March 7, 2021
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Brick Doily

The toilet paper you lay over a poo in a toilet to help it flush away.
That crap wasn't going, so I had to give it a brick doily.
by Ambush_Bug June 12, 2012
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Sinister Doily

Some one who is being rude, unattractive or obnoxious.
"Wow, did you see that guy wearing pajamas at the mall?"
"Yeah, what a sinister doily."
by Nicolioli July 13, 2007
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doily

cute and sweet; in a way that resembles a doily (handmade lace ornamental mat)
the molding on that home is sooo doily!

i love your new top! very doily!!
by doilyluuver August 9, 2022
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doily

someone that is taking a dookie/peeing
DOILY.exe
by 12344321123443211234432112344 January 23, 2022
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