Dogfish

When you have met someone on the internet/through a dating site and when you meet them they turn out to not actually be a dog like the snapchat filter made you think.

"Hey bro, how did the date go?"
"ahhh man, it sucked. I met her at Taco Bell and she wasn't even a dog. On the picture she sent me on Snapchat she had floppy ears and a dog nose. She totally dogfish-ed me dude"

by Bakedhoven April 6, 2017

dogshow

Situations of absolute chaos and madness, that always seem to co-ordinate and synchronise, where you still manage to end up top dog.

Someone jumped in front of the train again. Then everyone starting puking all over the train. I was delayed for 30 minutes, but was only 5 minutes late for work, and made the meeting in time, but sweating my tits off. What a dogshow!

by gpt.sunbeam February 5, 2012

Dogfish

when someone on a dating app uses pictures of themselves with their friends’ dogs and makes it seem like the dogs are theirs

I swiped right on a guy on tinder because he had the cutest dog but when I talked to him he said the dog wasn’t even his. He totally dogfished me, so I unmatched him.

by jules magoo October 15, 2018

Dogshit Broken Fingers

What happens when you fall down (usually drunk), break your fingers and land in a pile of dogshit.

I fell off the swing broke my fingers and landed in a pile of dogshit, now I've got dogshit broken fingers! Can you come take me to the hospital my fingers really hurt and they stink too

by superweird_95 May 7, 2011

dougish

One who is commonly disgruntled; doesn't believe all are equal, uses disrepectful language; talks at people not to them.

My neighbor has been acting very dougish lately.

by Bert Vaughn August 21, 2007

Dogshit taco

A drink made of whiskey and rootbeer.

1 part rootbeer
3 parts ice
11 parts whiskey

Man those dogshit tacos hit hard

by Hsinrfikens January 27, 2019

Doggish

One greedy mfcka

“That b$&.! sat there and ate a whole box of pizza, that’s just fat & doggish!”

by Slim GOD May 21, 2023