Dogfister

A person that commits the act of fisting a dog.

Marcus: "Ed what are you doing! you have your fist up my dog!"

Ed: "I'm dog fisting Marcus, it feels so right and warm, like a glove."

Ed: "I'm a dogfister marcus, a dogfister."

by Marcus Steele May 8, 2008

dogfight

a close air combat between jet fighters.

When it comes to dogfight, 30mm gun is more reliable than missiles.

by Salsatom March 16, 2009

Dogfished

When you swipe right on that cutie with a dog in their photo, only to later learn it’s not even their dog.

“Cute lil pup you got there”, she said.

“Oh yeah, the ex got him in the breakup”, he confessed.

BOOM. Dogfished.

by xynzee August 5, 2019

dogfight

Usually involving two dogs (normally pitbull terriers) having a fight which involves gambling or other illegal activities

An aircraft fight

"you comin' to dat dogfight afta school??"

"there was a dogfight over the temple..they were fighting over the shiny thing on the roof"

by trust me.. u dont wanna know July 15, 2004

dogfight

A contest between men where the objective is to find the ugliest, nastiest girl possible and invite her out. Whichever man brings the ugliest girl wins the dogfight.

John won the dogfight because his girl was completely gross.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

Catfish Dogfight

Using a fake emergency (usually involving and immediate family members illness), to abort a date once discovering you have been catfished.

Such as what happened to Michael Anderson, Crescent head 2017

Remember when we helped Michael catfish dogfight that complete lemon at crescent head

by Quasimodo21 February 25, 2017

dogfished

To be fooled by a male's online profile

Matt was dogfished when he thought the man he met online was actually a 28 year old body builder.

by ms. lolita February 8, 2015