Dozepokin

The act of sex while your partner is sleeping.

Amanda told Ryan, "Yes, you can have sex with me, just keep your mouth shut and don't wake me up! I'm game for some dozepokin!"

by JBPHOTO October 13, 2009

Dozen

A person, usually kpop idol who has no skills nor talent. Most of the time being someone who has gotten carried by their looks alone.

You know Mario? He just debuted but he dozen sing, dozen dance, dozen rap!

by Justfactsforfood February 24, 2023

whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

Hungry baker's dozen

A set of eleven identical or similar things. It is implied that one of the set has been taken or consumed in some way.

John: "Weren't there twelve muffins here?"

Jane: "Jack ate one, so it looks like we only have a hungry baker's dozen.

by a_crow May 2, 2011

grow dozer

A big, lifted, dirty truck. Usually a diesel and is used by a marijuana grower as a tow vehicle for big utility trailers to transport supplies and soils to tge grow site. Grow Dozers gained notoriety in Humbokdt County. A Grow Hoe is usually riding shotgun, next to the grower.

A grow dozer just blasted by chugging smoke.

by Lambobill December 20, 2017

Balloonist dozen

18

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.

by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012

niggers dozen

Ten instead of twelve, because: A nigger stole two, a nigger can't count, or a nigger is too lazy.

Dierks: How many tins of grizz do you have left?

Dierks2: One shy of a niggers dozen-

Dierks: 9 isn't nearly enough...

by Dirty cunts McGoo February 1, 2010