blast a dooker

-verb-
1.) To deficate.
2.) To Poop.
3.) To release that which comes from the anus.

Oh my god, I gotta blast a dooker!

by SOSLifeguard April 27, 2008

Dooker

When you dip bread in gravy. It then becomes a dooker.

There was some mince gravy left, so I had some dookers.

by Hon Hon Oui Oui March 14, 2017

Doker

DOH! Ker

Homer DOH! ker

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

Dooker shoot

First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.

"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.

by AuntieT November 21, 2011

Dooker

Someone that’s on the dook(slang for shit which is meth).

Look at that dooker stealing drain cleaner from the hardware store

by Notadooker March 9, 2018

dooker

The toilet where you poop or "dookey".

Ayo lemme run to the dooker before we start this movie.

by gickybands September 20, 2020

Doker

A phallic dildo, carved of wood.

“That bitch’s ratty old doker be given her pussy splinters.”
“She got a dildo like George Washington got teeth. That doker be smooth as glass and dank as fuck.”

by Massions February 12, 2021