Dilinglashlong

A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.

Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.

by matBobross June 17, 2018

Skive Diving

The action of tripping or otherwise stumbling while running in an attempt to skive off work or avoid someone who will confront you about said skiving, ending up on the floor.

Yeah, he tripped right over the rug and faceplanted running. That's dedication to skive diving.

by sweetietweet March 12, 2011

facebook diving

Going DEEP into someone's facebook profile and liking comments and/or posts he/she wrote eons ago.

She was just facebook diving and 'liked' a comment I wrote on this random dude's wall last year!

by RaphieIsARealNinja February 17, 2012

Leisure Diving

The act of leaping into a body of water, fully clothed, while conducting an ordinary activity such as drinking coffee or reading a newspaper.

Dude, did you see Paul's leisure diving pic he posted on Facebook? It was so sweeeeet! Let's hit the pool!

by Pablo Honey 69 July 26, 2011

random dining

random dining

to go to restaurant. wait till someone leaves their table, sit in their place, eat their food and converse politely with the person opposite. repeat until thrown out

clare has been banned from every restaurant in town for random dining

by R Molloy March 2, 2008

yoyo dozing

The practice of bouncing, much like a yoyo, into and out of sleep. A yoyo dozer wakes quickly, and goes back to sleep just as quickly. It can be a way to pass time if bored, but yoyo dozing can sometimes leave you feeling dazed, sleepy, and oddly tired once you get up.

"Either sleep or get up, stop yoyo dozing."

by defiantdefiner April 13, 2010

schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

by tinwillie June 22, 2011