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litty ditty

Imagine an amazing way to describe your gay best friend... Now throw that out the window because this is now that definition.
Veronica : Sooo what is there to do around here?
Kevin : FLIRT WITH AND TALK ABOUT GUYS!
Veronica :OMG A GAY, UGH YPURE SO LITTY DITTY! LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!
by Phychoteen16 March 9, 2018
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Titty Ditty

1. Noun. The song to which a stripper chooses to dance to.
"Star always dances to this song! It's her favorite titty ditty."
by Mindy B. April 30, 2008
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ditty bop

Your ditty bop: The way you walk.
"Check my ditty bop" - Cam
by JosePHX. Dips January 9, 2008
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ditty bop

Getting the **** out of there
Running away
Walking out
“Bro I think there’s a ghost in this house. I’m ditty bopping!”
“Kim I’m going ditty bop because this party is lame.”
by Laña January 23, 2020
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Turbo ditty

when your asshole gets fingered while receiving oral sex, with the additionof an anally inserted ecstacy tablet placed onto the invading finger.
"This ditty aint doin squat got any e'z? I want to take this to the next level lets go Turbo Ditty"
by garybaldy11111 August 27, 2009
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ditty mao

Vietnamese for:

"Hurry up and play Russian Roulette, American filth; I've got bundles of my dirty, cheap-looking money riding on you catching a .38 this time, and if you don't I'll throw you back into your rat-infested river hold, pronto!"

...well, apparently according to the movie 'The Deer Hunter'.
Charlie: "Ditty Mao"
Chris Walken: *sobs, hesitates*
Charlie: "Ditty Mao!" *slaps*
De Niro: "oooohhhh Micky, just do it Mickeyyyy. There are 5 empty chambers!"
Charlie: "MAO!" *SLAPS*
Walken: *sobs, hesitates, CLICK!, sobs*

*etc... until escape is facilitated by the use of 3 bullets; De Niro's feigned insanity; and the cruel, badly-toothed guards' extreme stupidity. BANG BANG BANG!*
by davetwocombs January 9, 2008
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Ditty Bag

A small bag that contains various odds and ends such as a mirror, flashlight, glue, paper clips, rubber bands, twine, shoe string, bandaids, and tape. The bag is usually taken on a trip, particularly camping, where it can be used for a variety of purposes.
Joe: Oh no, the car won't start.
MacGyver: It's the ignition. I'll use the batteries from the flashlight in my Ditty Bag to start it.

Joe: Oh no, my luggage won't stay together.
MacGyver: Use one of the zip ties in my Ditty Bag to hold it together.

Joe: Oh no, I have a head ache.
MacGyver: I'll give you some of the asprin from my Ditty Bag.

Joe: Oh no, my space suit is leaking.
MacGyver: I'll plug the whole with some of the silly puddy from my Ditty Bag.
by Joe Plumb August 28, 2005
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