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Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017
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dislackted

When you go on slack and get distracted and forget why you got on slack in the first place
Sorry, I got dislackted
by hues_of_dawn July 6, 2020
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Distracted

Having your attention occupied by setting other than the task at hand.
You forget what you were doing?

No I starting thinking about who that whore fucked a retard and instead on me and that thought distracted me from the task I was preforming. The thought ended with me deciding that I'm going to rape your personal whore and kill you when she srceams for your help. In front of her. And then I rape her in a pool of your blood. And then I when I finished fantasising about both of your deaths; I continued what I was doing.
by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
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disblackted

When you see a beautiful black being so glorious you get ‘distracted’ from the task at hand. Make ya break ya neck. Then ya break ya back.
Driving down the road-spy beautiful black being, in such awe you miss your turn-

Friend: “Hey, you’re supposed to turn there…”

Me: “oh! Sorry, I got disblackted.” 🤩
by ms.toker November 23, 2021
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Distracted

Kellen is distracted
by AlphaWolf0016 November 14, 2022
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Distracted

Yeah sorry I got distracted. I'll get caught up tonight at work.
Iam "Yeah we've been distracted lately. 🤷 ♂️ not enough time in the day, ya know?"
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
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Distwackted

When a user of strong stimulant drugs (i.e. methamphetamine) gets sidetracked. Usually involves fixing items that were not broken to begin with
Tina got fired from work yesterday because her boss was tired of her getting distwackted and "fixing" everything.
by fVck_m3th March 27, 2025
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