dirk

the condition of being ridiculously high and/or drunk

"Yo, I was in this shed last night and I was so dirk. I didn't even know where I was."

by dirkem May 21, 2005

Dirk

Most hottest guy. No need to explain.

girl 1: Omg dirk is so hot 🥵

girl 2: for real!

by Fr0ggiii February 22, 2022

Dirk

A lanky, useless, piece of shit.

Stop acting like a dirk.

by Adam Dirkass October 8, 2009

dirking

Tired of saying Dirt biking well,

Dirt plus Biking= Dirking

"I went dirking today, it was rad."

by H-poo March 30, 2008

dirk

To break something and leave quickly before anyone notices. Most usually used in the context of a computer network, where for example a consultant may come in to work on something, inadvertently break something and rather than fix it, will make his excuses and leave.

1: Does anyone know why the live webserver seems to be down?
2: No. The consultant was in earlier though.
1: Oh shit... we've been dirked!

by dangerous77 January 7, 2007

dirk

a man with a penis in which it bends down instead of up. Like a upside down bendy straw. Often is gay, or likes one girl for way too long of a time. uncircumcised and lacks getting pussy. Known for being stupid or getting paid for doing stupid things, he is an idiot, but funny, and has a really really really cool friend named nick.

Dude, his dick is a total dirk, actually, he's just gay.

by kaska April 9, 2007

Dirk

A really dumb looking guy who has no muscle. He has a big Jewish nose and is mean to girls.

Dirk is my name.

by Dam dirk April 28, 2016