disconfuckulated

confused and just a tad angry

After the party Brad woke up in the shower naked with a vacuum, a jar of peanut butter and the family Pit Bull making him feel completely disconfuckulated.

by dike muffey July 28, 2003

disconfirm

Demonstrate (something) to be untrue, especially if considered uncertain; falsify.

The Dude: "Why me, man?"
Brandt: "He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion."

by CartoonChess October 16, 2008

disconsnackted

When progress has been halted due to a system crash or disconnection and results in multiple coworkers taking a snack break to share frustrations and bond.

Looks like the whole art team has been disconsnackted too. Shall we join them?

by paladin sword April 26, 2009

disconnectivity

The quality or condition of being disconnected from technology.

Though he loved his computer, he no longer feared disconnectivity.

by Pat Pinola August 3, 2009

Disconnxy

Any Node System whether biological or not (Nations, the Internet, your family) which experiences intermittent communication failures for no apparent reason which usually results in some stack overflowing (diplomacy leading to war, some random git push faceplanting Facebook, Day-after-Thanksgiving-Breakfast-When-Even-The-Cat-Is-Hungover-and-Sis-Slips-And-Drops-A-Whole-Stack-Of-Pancakes-Right-Into-The-Trash-And-Everyone-Says-Aww-But-No-One-Really-Wants-To-Say-It-Sucks-This-Is-The-Only-Way-To-Get-Through-A-#MFing-Holiday-But-There-You-Go-At-Least-We-Arent-The-Crackheads-Next-Door-Nice-Enough-People-But-They-Tend-To-Follow-You-Around-But-I-Digress-Oh-Right-I-Think-I-Made-My-Point-About-How-Everyones-Family-Is-Crazy-I-Just-Made-That-Example-Up-But-Some-Of-You-Were-Like-Well-Yeah) somewhere.

Damn, wasn't the definition enough? Fine, the word is 'Disconnxy' give me this one y'all on effort alone?

by leftiger March 14, 2019

DisConfuberate

DisConfuberate-means you don’t have your SHIT together!!

I was DisConfuberated in the morning.

by Jill Grace April 24, 2019

Now is the winter of your discontent!

Originally coined by Shakespeare in the opening line of Richard III: "Now is the Winter of our Discontent / Made glorious summer by this son of York", written around 1592. It was used to describe Richard III (from the house of York), feeling discontented in living in a world that hates him. The term has since then been used in various forms, such as 'The winter of discontent', describing the winter of 1978–79 in the United Kingdom during the Labour party pay caps of the time. It was also used 'Now is the winter of your discontent!' by Stewie Griffin in the TV show family guy before Stewie attacks Brian with a snow-cannon.

Stewie Griffin jumps out from behind a tree and, before shooting Brian with a snow-cannon, shouts "Now is the winter of your discontent!

by DisgruntledGentleman September 3, 2013