Ditchfligger

A person that spends his/her Saturday afternoons in their sun room while reading Southern Living Magazine accompanied by a warm bowl of hummus and toasty pita chips

You: Man, I need a girl-friend

Your little Indian friend: Why?

You: Cuz i'ma Ditchfligger

Your little Indian friend: True shit dogg.......

by Dr_J_PhD June 10, 2012

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the ditch'n fuck

exactly what it sounds like, the act of ditching an activity (school, hanging with friends, an important meeting, etc) to have sexual intercourse.

Look at that cute asian couple walking away from school, they don't smoke pot so they are obviously about to pull the ditch'n fuck

by the bluntsman August 19, 2010

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Stitch And Ditch

Like Dine and Dash But For Ditching the Hospital Bill.

Janna-"Wow. Joey This hospital bill is gonna cost us."

Joey-"Lets just Stitch and ditch."

by Jiggy_Pop January 26, 2019

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ditch the wives

something the kids says when something is hip or cool.

‘yo jack look at that judge’s beard, it’s totally ditch the wives‘ - rudy

by filmfucker420 September 2, 2020

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Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"

Wow, that Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is really hitting on that group of guys in the Pipe Band...yikes!

by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011

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