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Daytime Insomnia

1. One result of procrastination.

2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.
(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*
by Jacob February 13, 2005
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insomniate

To go without sleep for long periods of time
I can no longer insomniate with you, Bill and Ryan, I have to get my sleep.
by Jeremy Oshansky November 29, 2004
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insomnia fairy

The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.
Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.
by The Dave February 22, 2004
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insomnia

Definition of insomnia....me!
Inability to sleep, either difficulty getting to sleep, waking lots during the night or waking up too early in the morning.
Insomnia comes in three different forms: Transient insomnia - lasting for a few nights
Short-term insomnia - two to four weeks of poor sleep
Chronic Insomnia - poor sleep that happens most nights and lasts for a month or longer.
(hence me being here at 05:08 writing definitions)
Can cause physical side-affects and is often caused by some underlying mental cause ...most commonly; depression.

Insomnia Trivia: David Baddiel has terrible insomnia
David Baddiel scetch: If you tell someone that you have insomnia, why do they always go..'oh really cos im always asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow'?
Its not like if someone told you they were blind you'd go... 'oh really cos i can see perfectly...blimey is that the Pyrenees?'

*HAHAHAHAH*
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insomnia

my ass has had insomnia for almost 2 years.. i take mad pills, but they dont help, but u can sell amitryptlene so it works out =)
by Big Robert February 15, 2005
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insomnia

insomnia IS a sleeping disorder, for any idiot who thinks insomnia can turn into one!

it can go on for a very long time - ive had mine for 6 years, and even the doctors said i am an insomniac.

you can take pills but they rarley help.

you'll know if you have it.
gerard : you always seem so tired. why wont you get off your videogames for once and get some sleep?

vince : i can't you fucking idiot, i'm an insomniac.
by xcarlax December 27, 2007
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Insomniac Music Theatre

Insomniac Music Theatre is a show that airs on vh1 in the early morning. Programming consists purely of music videos. Considered by many to be the best show of any produced by stations focused on music due to its utter simplicity.
I was up until four in the morning watching Insomniac Music Theatre while I wrote my term paper.
by Sub Zenyth April 30, 2005
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