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cocaine or dildo

Cocaine or Dildo is a game where you choose either or. But the person giving you the option can choose the amount or what ever object used as a dildo.
P1: Bro cocaine or dildo?
P2: Fuck!.... I guess dildo...
P1: Here. Shove this spoon in your ass..
P2: Bro fuck that! Cocaine.
P1: 8 ball up the nose it is!
P2: I aint trying to die wtf.
P1: Fine just dildo the remote down your throat.
P2: ....fuck alright.

anime dragon dildo 

The act of dressing up as your favorite anime character and ramming a dragon dildo into your anus while screaming "HAIL HYDRA"
Guy: I heard my neighbor anime dragon dildoing last night

Girl: Man that sounds hot
The giant gummy worm inside your mothers sock drawer
Person 1 - "Hey Guys, I found a Giant Gummy Worm in mommy's drawer."
Person2 - "Dude... You should totally bring it to school."

Dildo - A plastic tube used for intense pleasure

“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
dildo by SaoGamingGT March 1, 2017

Kate Upton's dildo 

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"

Dildo legs 

An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.
Run dildo legs. RUN.
Dildo legs by Daniel Porter June 14, 2005

dildo watch 

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.
I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.
dildo watch by Tom Mcfillihan September 26, 2008