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Dicktionary 

An overwhelmingly long list of sexual positions, phrases, and euphemisms. Usually made up custom definitions. These are mostly common in men but some women have them as well. These are VERY apparent during late-night info-mercials promoting male and female enhancements.

When used it often results in laughter, blank stares, or "GTFO"'s by the people exposed to the definitions.
James: Yea I gave Karen a high voltage shocker followed by a sour apple altoid.

Mike: Where you just speaking English?; Because I understood like every 3rd word you said.

James: Hellz yea I was. Just look em all up in my dicktionary.

Mike: Dick. . . . . tionary? Miriam Webster published that?

James: Nope I wrote everything I know about sex in a blank book. I 'm almost done writing page 2.
Dicktionary by BigTimer5 December 25, 2009

Urban DICKtionary 

The term for most of the readers of Urban Dictionary. Whenever they dislike just because of how it is spelled or because they cant pronounce it they tend to rate it thumbs down. This leads to less words being published on urban dictionary.
Peegret
JULY 15
1902 up, 4041 down <--Urban DICKtionary

The regret you experience when you leave the bar hastily at the end of the night without relieving yourself.

noun: Hold on a sec, I have to make a pit stop, I have a serious case of peegret.

verb: You better go before you leave, or you'll peegret it.

dicktionary 

A dictionary of Sex-related terminology.
This fuckin' wack dicktionary.
dicktionary by Fangsta December 14, 2003

Urban Dicktionary 

A person who either goes on Urban Dictionary too much, or adds to Urban Dictionary too much, and is thereby a fanboy for it. They also find things out for the first time here.
Urban Dicktionary: Hey, did you no "wigger" means "wannabe gangster?!"

White Girl: *Is coke*

Wigger: No wai! WTFLOL
Urban Dicktionary by Charles Chilly September 12, 2007

dicktionary 

a list, sometimes large, made by whores of all of the people they have had inside them and their dick length
crystal: my dicktionary is twenty three pages and ordered by name

brooke: thats it? i have sixty pages ordered by size and pictures included
dicktionary by Futanaria July 26, 2010

urban DICKtionary 

Someone who posts things on urban dictionary targeted at specific people, and is a dick in general.
he posts so much stuff on urban DICKtionary.