dicksauce (n. dik - soss) A compound noun of the words dick and sauce, used to describe the sauce the will periodically spray from a male homo sapien's penis, which is neither urine or semen.
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A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.
-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:
-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.
-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.
-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.
-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.
-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not
Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.
A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.
-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:
-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.
-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.
-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.
-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.
-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not
Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.
Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!
Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.
Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.
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The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
From a dickstance
I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between
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