dickopotamus

Someone who is an achingly over-bearing asshole in massive proportions that you just can't stand.

Hey, do you know Tom?
That dude is such a dickopotamus.

by Angel_star March 27, 2010

dickpocketing

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.

I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.

by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018

dickslop

the specimen that comes out of or off of one's male reproductive organ A.K.A penis.

Bro, I just got a bj from this chick and got my dickslop all over her face!!!

by bbbooobbb June 7, 2011

dicksmoker

Synonym for "cocksucker"

Quit blocking the intersection, you dicksmoker!

by Anthony Volpe April 22, 2003

4 o'clock Dickson

When you go home after school and take a giant shit.

Greg: "Well I think I'll go home now... time to take a 4 o'clock Dickson!"

by pussycrack September 23, 2009

dickscourage

To cause someone to lose interest in men.

Also usable in the past participle. i.e. dickscouraged

Chick 1: I can't believe he dumped me! Men suck.
Chick 2: Don't let that asshole dickscourage you from all men.

Chick 1: I think all men are cheaters. I'm so dickscouraged.

by SirHangDangly September 29, 2010

Dickspanner

some one who is a complete fucktard. some one who is absolute shit at playing drums.

my friend Anthony is a complete Dickspanner

by iowakid July 1, 2011