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Dickparty

Any social affair with an overabundant, yet manageable and often times still enjoyable amount of male attendees in relation to female numbers.

Note: A party may be dubbed a Dickparty prior to fully commencing, in which case the Dickratio (see Dickratio) is not relevant to the party's Dickparty status.
Dude 1: Welcome to the dickparty.
Dude 2: Thanks
Dude 3: DICKPARTY!
by TheDaggers March 7, 2008
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dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.
That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!
by Ian Chode September 14, 2003
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dickspeed

What Mario Paint Composer users call rapid-fast tempo (usually over 2000) where people try to 'hack' the five-note limit or volume controls to have multiple volume control notes playing at the same time or more than 5 notes at the same time.

When you urinate at the speed of light so fast that your toilet explodes.

Fapping at least 100 times per second.
I'll need somebody to record a video for me (preferably today). It's only moderate dickspeed (just 2727) but I'd like somebody that can record good FPS.

Holy shit, I busted so hard for the loo, that I ended up dickspeeding in the toilet, my toilet fucking exploded afterwards.

*browsing gay FNAF porn* It's time to dickspeed.
by Wikkidvommit32 May 20, 2015
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Dickssert

Having dick for dessert. Or after meal blow job.
Do you want some ice cream for dessert?
No, but I'll take some dickssert.
by Nokto June 28, 2015
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Dickspection

Noun:

a thorough examination of a man's groin area by a dickspector after manscaping. Must include a deep throating to ensure all hair is lain bare so no tickling from hairs will occur and includes the scrotum and taint.
Babe, I just showered and I'm ready for my dickspection.
by Bitsy&Gunnar4Ever August 24, 2023
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dickert

A guy that can't be loyal to one girl, thinks one girl isn't enough, (cheats)
Guy 1- Bro i just pulled a Dickert last night with Emily's friend Kaylee
G1uy 2 - Dude you better hope Emily doesn't find out!
by Matte Nails June 21, 2017
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dickportunity

A dick opportunity, or an opportunity to get dick.
Lindsey: Girl I have like two guys I can fuck.
Britney: Sounds do me you have dickportunity or two
by Dr. Ass October 28, 2017
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