Dickspense

Costs incurred by a male with the hope or expectation that they will result in getting laid. Costs can be tangible or intangible though they most often take the form of bar tabs, restaurant bills, and concert tickets.

"Man that redhead at the bar last weekend wrecked my dickspense budget for the whole month! What the fuck kind of drink costs $14 anyway?"

by Jimmy "Two Licks" Johnson June 3, 2016

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Dickipedia

A collection of dickpics that every girl recives during her liftime in correspondence with males.

Girl opens her Viber message.
"Another day, another dick... it goes straight to my personal dickipedia"

by Dunjamunja July 7, 2018

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dicksies

Much like the game footsies, this game is where two men flop their schlongs against each other underneath a table discreetly.

“The teacher caught me an Kyle plaYing dicksies”

by BigDefInEr March 6, 2019

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Dicksnickers

A common joke originating from the wonder trade system in the Pokémon franchise. Basically right someone would trade like a kyurem black or some shit but give it a really shit name (such as dicksnickers) and because the Pokémon has been traded to you the name couldn’t be changed. And there you go, some absolute bellend will be stuck using one of the best things in the game and getting laughed at every time it comes into the battle. What a total prick

Person who has just received a Dicksnickers: ah shit some absolute fuckin’ nonce just sent me an arceus
Their mate: oh that’s so cool
Dicksnickers receiver: nah the wanker named it Dicksnickers
Their mate: oh what a prick

by SmegmaFactory April 22, 2022

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