Dickchisel

A penis that is so sharp it can be used as a chisel.

"Man, Frank beveled that cabinet's edge just by getting an erection."
"Dude, what a dickchisel."

by Bronze Hedwick October 6, 2005

dickshit

Shit left on the tip of your dick after pulling out of a girl's ass.

"..yeah, I heard he pulled out and wiped the dickshit on her blanket."
"Good for him."

by Notcam March 13, 2003

Dicksie Tricks

Funny tricks that a woman can perform with an erect penis.

Dude: last night I brought home this chick who was like a magician with all her Dicksie Tricks!

Other Dude: wow, what did she do, the hide-the-sausage trick?!

by The Swaffle King October 7, 2014

dickshit

When an event occurs where you suffer from the precise balance of grief or pain that both properly calls for calling something (or someone) a dick and reacting with the word shit, a dickshit moment occurs due to an uncontrollable reaction that happens faster than your mind can decipher the most appropriate word to use in said event.

"Argh, you... dickshit!" Or when in such high shock you may only simply get out "Dickshit!"

by SillyTurtle August 23, 2016

dicksies

Much like the game footsies, this game is where two men flop their schlongs against each other underneath a table discreetly.

“The teacher caught me an Kyle plaYing dicksies”

by BigDefInEr March 6, 2019

Urban Dickshionary

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by ]NIGGERSUCKINGCRISPYMUNCHYDICK April 24, 2022

Dickspiration

The inspiration for your dick to get hard. Aka a hot chick.

Girl 1: Do you think I'm anyone's dickspiration?
Girl 2: No you're not THAT hot.

Guy 1: Damn check out that girls ass.
Guy 2: I think I've found my dickspiration for tonight...

by Your Dickspiration January 30, 2015