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Anus Dickcheese

Best name in the world to give your child if you wish them to be ridiculed for the rest of their life.
by oldrat May 14, 2011
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Dicknesia

Dick so good you forget everything that happened before you had it
When I get to Chicago I hope somebody give me dicknesia cuz I don't want to remember any of this shit
by Trekgirl1701 July 1, 2018
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dickcheese

Jews don't get it.. Because their dick is severed at childbirth.. Who the fuck severes your fucking wang at childbirth?
What sick fucks are these people?
Hitler was right to wanna take 'em out.
Jews'll never have quality dickcheese like "the rest of us".
by Aqualung April 10, 2005
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dicknessa

This word can be used to describe a girl who's being a total dick.
Girl 1: No, I'm not going out because I have no money, you make me drive, and you're no fun to chill with.
Girl 2: Man, stop being such a dicknessa.
by Kaycene September 25, 2008
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dicksneeze

When you Jizz on a girl's face so incredibly much that she can't wipe it off with a tissue and has to eat the man juice
You see that chick over there? I dicksneeze on her every night. One night I had to take her to the ER because of the excessive amount
by Russian73 December 25, 2007
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Dickcheese

Used when someone makes alot of jokes including the words Dick Penis Cock etc
"Hey guys. PENIS! hahaha"

"Aw c'mon. enough of the dickcheese, it's old."
by Nycho T January 5, 2009
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Dickness Scale

The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.

Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.
Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*
by McDanger February 7, 2009
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