dicktarded

to be a dick and a retard

that guy over there is dicktarded

by duckster August 7, 2003

dicktard

Donald "John" Trump

Idiot: Aint nobody gunna shit on Trump like that
Person with brain: Everybody already does. He's a dicktard.

by TomBrady69 September 25, 2017

Dicktard

Someone who is prone to genital related uncoordination such as sitting on yourself or missing the bowl in the toilet due to complete lack of basic control.

"That guy totally pissed all over the seat. What a dicktard."

by Mr. Vocabularizor August 12, 2009

Dicktard

The term to describe a man who is unable to achieve an erection and is therefore incapable of pleasing a woman.

Woman 1: How was last night with Joe?
Woman 2: Man, that was horrible, he is a dicktard.

by jimbo dan May 17, 2007

dicktard

A person in a temporary to permanent state of diminished mental capacity, brought on by their preoccupation with a man/dick.

"I was going to invite mom over for dinner but she started dating some guy. I can't deal with her when she's being such a dicktard."

by Chris_Z September 26, 2005

dicktard

Someone who is both a dick and a tard.

Jon Stewart is the world's biggest dicktard.

see also Bill Maher,Sean Penn and David Spade

by ponce killer September 21, 2005

Dicktard

A person with a limp dick.

“Hey girl! How’s your sex life?”

“It’s okay, I guess. My boyfriend can’t get his penis erect.”

“OMG! He’s such a dicktard!”

by Trysdale January 23, 2018