Daddy Dick

When a boy goes through puberty earlier than his peers, he has a dick the size of a middle aged man compared to his classmates' pre-pubescent dicks.

Boy 1: Wow he hit puberty really early!

Boy 2: I know I saw him in the locker room. He has a daddy dick.

by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015

daddy dick

Any man who has a child by one woman and has sexual relations with another woman is considered giving her daddy dick

Baby, I know you need some of this daddy dick.

by Annelize October 23, 2005

Daddy Dick

It's that's big good lookin dick that got ur stupid ass pregnant
Yeah

You

Mira: damn Daddy Dick got me pregnant again

by RightNowRN February 2, 2024

Daddy Long Dick

This is what you call a sexy guy you see walking down the street, or anywhere for that matter. Best and most effective when hollered from afar.

Jenna- "Gat Damn did you see that guy walkin' down the street?!"
Laura- "Daddy Long Dick!!!!!!!"

by Gingerlu October 28, 2010

Dick butt hentai daddy

This is what you would call someone who loves gay anal incest hentai.

Bob: what are you watching?
Me: gay anal incest hentai.

Bob: ohhh so your a dick butt hentai daddy.

by SepticChimera90 October 10, 2019

Suck Daddy's Dick

To allow your father ridiculous control over your life.

Guy 1: Are you staying around for another beer then?

Guy 2: No. I can't.

Guy 1: Ahh go on. Why not?

Guy 2: No. I can't. My dad wants me home for 9.30.

Guy 1: Fine then, go on. Go home and Suck Daddy's Dick!!

by Melvin Punymyer February 22, 2011

big daddy long dick

When you are clapping your girls cheeks so incredible you become thanos

Bro fr the other day I fucked my girl so hard she called me big daddy long dick

by Roll tide bby May 25, 2019