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Post Wank Decision

Sometimes an important decision needs to be made, but sometimes a woman is involved and can affect a gent's decision making process - essentially he starts to think more with his cock and less with his head.

In this scenario it's time to make a PWD, or Post Wank Decision. This is the act of knocking one out, taking five minutes then approaching the decision with a clear mind - And ultimately making the right decision!
Chez: "Dude, I really don't know if I should take the bitch back; I mean she gave great brain on the regular, but is that a good enough reason to take her back?"

Nobby: "Mate, you need to take a Post Wank Decision on that shit! Clearly you don't want your wee man taking decisions for the big man."
by the_session May 20, 2009
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Bad Decision Express

Riding the Bad Decision Express, or B.D.E. as it is sometimes called, involves making any sort of inappropriate, lewd, or generally abysmal decision that results in a temporary to prolonged state of personal unhappiness followed by an increase in one's friends' amusement.
Nathan rode the Bad Decision Express last night all the way to Strugglesville- he got drunk, had sex with an ugly chick, and then threw up on himself while trying to sneak out. Utterly hilarious!
by Noah Plakun March 26, 2008
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Touring with Joy Division

Adjective, describing that the subject (typically a musician) is dead, particularly when the person to whom it is addressed is either unaware or uncertain of their demise.
Didn't you hear? Joe Strummer's been touring with Joy Division since 2002.
by Zincoxide November 29, 2006
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The Decision

An hour-long waste of time in which Lebron James and his ego announced on ESPN that he was taking his talents to South Beach and joining the Miami Heat.

After the Decision, he teamed up with Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade for the world's biggest circle-jerk in history.
I wanted to watch SportsCenter for highlights of the baseball game, but they did nothing but talk about The Decision all day.
by jrolley325 August 17, 2010
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decision fatigue

When you are required to make so many decisions in your work life you no longer can make simple decisions in your private life.
He could not decide on what or where he wanted to eat dinner because Kris had decision fatigue.
by helliot September 21, 2011
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Pansy Division

A "Queecore" punk rock/pop band. They're really great and their songs are both brave and hilarious.
Instead of preaching to people about gay rights,they make you laugh so hard you'll support anything they say.
Check out Bunnies,Smells Like Queer Spirit or Bill And Teds Homosexual Adventure.
PunkDude:"Pansy Division are my heroes!"
Jock:"What? Ewww but they're fags!"
PunkDude:"FUCK YOU!"
~Everyone proceeds to beat the jocks' ignorant ass into next week~
And that is the power of Pansy Division.
Amen.
by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006
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Joy Division

A music band that existed back in 1977-1980.
Released two albums: "Unknown Pleasures" and "Closer".
Most known song is "Love will tear us apart".
Played gloomy goth rock, post punk, new wave style. Think of The Cure only Joy Division is more depressive.
Ended up because lead singer of the band, Ian Curtis, who suffered from epilepsy and depression, commited suicide by hanging in 1980 May 18th (at the age of 24).
This band is not so known but their influence to the whole goth, post punk and new wave music was tremendous.

If you are goth and don't know this band, shame on you. I'm not goth but still know it.


"His second (and final) album with Joy Division - 'Closer' - is considered one of the darkest and most haunting albums in music history. The lyrics largely document Curtis's emotional turmoil leading up to his suicide." -us.imdb.com
Mother I tried please believe me
I'm doing the best that I can
I'm ashamed of the things I've been put through
I'm ashamed of the person I am

Isolation, isolation, isolation
by don't talk to me October 26, 2004
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