Timey-Whimey Detector

A machine that is used by the Doctor, in the BBC series Doctor who. It goes ding when there's stuff.

*Alien monster fish beast flies overhead a blue box*
*Man comes out of blue box and chases after it screaming Allons y*

Timey-Whimey Detector: "DING"

by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 22, 2010

Smoke detector

An indicator that you are a bad cook

Don't burn your bacon or you will hear the smoke detector

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

smoke detector

1. A device that will send out a loud alarm when triggered by the presence of smoke, though many people no longer regard the warning as an actual warning

*beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!*

--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!

--What's that mean!

--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.

--Oh.

*house burns down*

by idonthavaname August 14, 2006

Mexican metal detector

(noun) weed wacker

My Gardner was using a Mexican metal detector out side
Of my bed room while I was trying to sleep

by Spoofster84 January 2, 2011

detest

To have a strong dislike or feeling of hate towards something, be it an action, person, or thing.

I detest studying--it makes me so tired and bored.

Some people detest me just because I win everything.

by Kairi Mi September 6, 2006

simp detector

Simp definition: Someone who does way too much for a person they like

Simp detector definition: scans you to see how much you are a simp for a person, thing, food, or animal

If you look up simp detector your most likely a simp or looking for young nugget O_o

by Simp detector January 18, 2021

Metal detector

When you have your dick in a girl and she is upside down you move her left or right so then you thrust so she moans then move her left or right then thrust once again so she moans like a metal detector beaps.

Yo I metal detectored James Charles.

by Biggest shlong ever August 4, 2021