Russian Deodorant

when the cavity of your armpit gets blasted with skeet

after taking a shower with the girl, I gave her a russian deodorant

by teabagfuh69 November 19, 2004

deodorant

A miraculous substance that lets one go without taking showers for a whole week and still be able to go out among society without being arrested.
Cheaper than perfume but just as effective, as long as you spray enough of it on.

Showers are a waste of time. Thank gods for spray on deodorant!

by MidNight The Magnificent May 24, 2010

deodorant

what people use to avoid over sweating

ugh! you stink! *covers nose* put deodorant on!

by yourgirlsas October 19, 2021

Deodorante Stankavius

The name of a fictional person characterized by bad odor caused from not using deodorant or a general lack of personal hygiene. Can be used to refer to a stranger who smells bad.

"Sheeit, I took a showa this mornin'. I ain't no Deodorante Stankavius!"

"Did y'all niggas smell dat funky-ass Deodorante Stankavius at da MARTA stop?"

by Johnny Insane July 6, 2008

apply deodorant

to fuck a girl in the armpit when every other possible orifice has already been taken

did you apply deodorant to that girl?

by beya March 16, 2008

Vegan Deodorant

When you take a turd, and rub it under your armpits to get vegan smell.

" I care about the environment, so I use vegan deodorant. Plus I love the smell "

by Crown Princess Bitch April 27, 2015

Deodorant check

To stab someone under the arm with a sharpened weapon, as to hit all those veins that run between the arm and shoulder. Developed in the middle ages to bypass heavy plate armor. Also effective against an opponent with a superior weapon (i.e. Gun, hammer, or skills in Tekken Dark Resurection) by making him drop said advantage.

Note: A weapon should not be used if engaged in a Tekken tournement as it could warrant expulsion.

Winning player: "Here comes the Shark Attack! Why do you look like Samuel L. all of a sudden?"

Losing player: "DEODORANT CHECK BITCH!" (using the knife hand strike)

Winning player (now the loser because he dropped the PS2 controller): OH FUCK!

by FullEmoAlchemist November 2, 2007