floppy wanded dementor buggerer

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.

That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

by Mexican Soviet September 2, 2016

The Dementor Poo

When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel

"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"

by RossyKrazed June 26, 2017

Dementor

To stick ones mouth on another persons asshole and suck a fart out.

Ron gave Harry a dementor after the quidditch match.

by HilariousHarryPotter February 21, 2015

Dementor Mist

A low hanging mist or fog that sucks the happiness out of those surrounded by it

Tracey - I feel so depressed, Matt hasn't txted me back

Pemo - Stop being such a pussy, you don't actually care - it's just the Dementor mist making you miserable

by aceofclubs222 December 20, 2010

dementor kiss

When you're fucking someone so hard and making out that you literally suck the breath out of them.

We were going so hard I couldnt breathe cause he kept giving me dementor kisses!

by Sdawgwheels November 22, 2014

Dementor

An apathetic person. If you stare for too long she/he will steal your soul.

Ana: what is a dementor?
Me: Just look at Margarida and you will figure it out

by bichasjusticeiras November 6, 2020

Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

by ItzKris March 17, 2023