A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.
by Mexican Soviet September 2, 2016
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"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"
by RossyKrazed June 26, 2017
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Get the Dementor mug.People with dementia that don’t get pleasantly confused, they turn evil. Especially at night when the sun downing begins…..
That dementor in room 293 just punched me in the stomach and called me a bitch— all I was trying to do was help her to the bathroom! Somebody else can take her morning labs…. Hell nah
by Dragonitesbigballs November 23, 2025
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Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.
by ItzKris March 17, 2023
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by Solmander December 10, 2022
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