the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.
by Mark John Albert November 25, 2007
Get the deep fried dickmug. The act of ejaculating all over ones self and quickly transitioning into urinating all over ones self. After laying still and not moving, this will solidify over time which can be scrapped off and placed into a small bucket (like getting chicken at KFC) and can be offered as a free meal to an unsuspecting bitch.
That black chick got so excited when I showed her a bucket of KFC. When she realized it was filled with deep fried lemonade immediately got horny and started making out with me after finishing her delicious meal!
by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009
Get the Deep Fried Lemonademug. When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.
by vizviz June 24, 2007
Get the deep fried lobstermug. The process of urinating in an individuals mouth, and without he or she swallowing or spitting, giving the individual a good ole fashioned tea-bag.
by Josh "nut-fitty" May 1, 2008
Get the Deep Fried Meatballmug. by Hines420 May 26, 2016
Get the deep fried burgermug. comes from the word 'cap' which means a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie, a statement so false it is insulting to even speak it.
by comediccough December 1, 2020
Get the Deep fried capmug. by A_Girl_Has_No_Namee January 31, 2017
Get the Deep Fried Buttermug.