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Deceptatext

A text message or other social media posting that gives false hope to others.
Man I had a lot of hope that there were going to be survivors of the Korean Ferry Sinking or the Malaysian Airline Crash because of all the news reports about Deceptatext.
by jnorton80 April 18, 2014
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Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
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Decorated my situation

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!
by Jenasis September 22, 2017
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Decorate the baby's room

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.
My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.
by leon von oren February 26, 2019
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Decorate December

Decorate December is a drawing challenge for December!! You must participate AFTER you have put up the Christmas decorations!! See the words on my TikTok MarsyBar
Friend: Hey wanna hang out??
You: Oh I can’t sorry I have to draw for Decorate December!
by Mars_Mallow November 11, 2019
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Decelerated

Comes from the word Deceleration meaning slowing down.
(Decelerated) is used as an insult less specific to certain group of people and focused on the act or behavior of someone instead of the word "Retarded" since retarded meaning is seen as an adjective for disability which is insensitive.
You are decelerated!
What was that decelerated behavior for?
What you just did was decelerated.
by DENGOO March 31, 2022
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