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David Mandy

He is so David Mandy!
by CornerSolution March 28, 2020
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david.my.beloved

This person deserves praise and love
so praise and love them
-with love xoxo
Ayo yk moxie??

You mean david.my.beloved ?Ye man. They be so down bad for undetailed pixels its crazy!
really is!
by Dawnmeow August 31, 2021
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David Moment

When someone does something that a person named "David" would do or when someone does something that is included in the stereotype of someone named David.
"Did he just stick his d*** in the jar of peanut butter? That's such a David Moment!"
by AlsoMento May 1, 2023
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David Muir

Born Nov. 8, 1973, David Muir is the evening news anchor for ABC's flagship broadcast, "World News Tonight with David Muir," as of September 2, 2014. He has been called the "Brad Pitt of the evening news" and was named one of People's "Sexiest Men Alive,"...which are just the most interesting "awards" among his many others - Emmys and Edward R. Murrows. Because the truth is told, we all watch ABC see this stunning, gorgeous man who owns America's heart - David doesn't do the news; he IS the news. With chocolate hair, melting brown eyes, and a model physique - don't forget the killer style - David blows up his Instagram alongside his buddy, the darling puppy, Axel.

His newscast is the most-watched show across all of television. Even before that asserted the newscast's place with the most viewers, he also has the loyal Muir band who amass his social media to ca. half a million followers. It's no wonder Kelly Ripa and us love him - it's no wonder. From interviewing the pope, policing with Barack Obama, and getting the first interview with President Trump, we say his record and resume match that beautiful smile.

The easier definition would be this : my future husband! Yes, fine, 'my' can be 'your.'
David Muir hosts the most-watched newscast in America.
by DancerHeaven October 26, 2020
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David Miller

The (luckily) soon to be former Mayor of Toronto. A native of San Francisco, famous nationwide for his unbelievable stupidity and hypocrisy.

Mr. Miller perpertually works under the delusion that his city has unlimited cash flow and that everytime his greenback stack gets slack, the provincial and federal should cough up more. Never mind every other city in the country that needs funding, Toronto's the only one that really matters.

-Has helped to instigate an unbelievably stinky and messy garbage strike, along with a transit strike.

-Failed to attend the funeral of a firefighter killed during the Downsview propane explosion because he was in Vancouver celebrating his daughter's thirteenth birthday. Yet amazingly, councillor Maria Augemarie was able to cut short her vacation in Italy to come and offer help and support to her constituents.

-Could not be present for the aforementioned disaster, yet has no problem marching in every single 'Pride' event the city holds.
-There is much, much more this man is guilty of, suffice to say he has helped to bring the City of Toronto even further down than it was before.
David Miller should have stayed in San Francisco where he belongs.
by malton_on_99 April 16, 2010
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David Mamet

When you have such violent vigorous sex that your partner is injured.

Named after the fact that David Mamet always puts his wife Rebecca Pigeon in the cast for most of his movies.
Jordan: I saw Delores walking around with a limp today.
Jordan #2 Yeah, I totally gave her a David Mamet last night.
by polbo January 19, 2011
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David Moyes

To fuck up something important.
To be tactically inept at a game that requires skill.
To be clueless in important situations.
To use bad luck as an excuse for failure.
I can't believe I did a David Moyes today.

You're such a David Moyes at Chess.
by Juan it doesn't Mata February 3, 2014
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